Of Preset Cell Phone Texts

So words can be art. My sister and I found a thing on our phone that has preset messages like 'the meeting was cancelled' or 'I love you' so you don't have to waste time typing it. (Ironically, it takes longer to pull up the preset messages and find one that fits than it takes to write it on a text...) But we found we could edit them, and having some time to kill, we changed them. I think they're really funny. I put the actual message in the front then the one we made up behind the hyphen.

  

Crazy 4 you- Crazy 4 you and that cookie u hav in ur hand... r u crazy enough to give it 2 me?

Hugs and kisses from me to you, XOXOXO- Hugs and Kisses from my anaconda 2 u, XOXOXO... whoops yea he can get outta hand...

The meeting has been cancelled.- The meeting has been cancelled. I guess this means we'll have 2 throw out that extra squid in the freezer.

Tag, you're it!- Tag, you're it!oh wait! stop running so fast! HELP! SHE'S CHASING MEEE!! i don't wanna b it don't wa-

I'm on a conference call- I'm on a conference call w\ aliens. They want me 2 take them 2 my leader so i sent them 2 u.

I have to work late.- I have to work late. Wash the baby for me but remember 2 use allot of salt and pepper... and barbecue sauce. 

That is so cool!- That is so cool! but can u repeat that I wasn't listening...

Can you pick up... - Can you pick up the bananas on ur way home from work? their peels should be finished dry cleaning.

Can't talk right now- Can't talk right now. Send me a message. please. im begging u. im on my knees. pretty please?:o

Let's get lunch- Let's get lunch. i vant 2 drink ur kool aid.

Don't forget. we are controlling ur mind.whatevr ur doing rite now isn't by ur own free will. hahaha

Call me.- Call me or else

  Can you talk? - Can you talk? ur ability is amazing... can you shut up now?